Cosmetic Bags | Funny Best Friend Makeup Bag | Goose Tote

For the friends who make plans with absolutely zero intention of sticking to them. 😂 The Two F*cking Liars Collection pairs cheeky best-friend humor with two adorable geese who are clearly just as trustworthy as the women carrying these bags. Each cosmetic pouch features a different relatable promise that sounded reasonable at the time… until the two of you got together. Designs in the collection include sayings like “We’re only staying for an hour,” “We’re going to behave tonight,” “We’re not talking shit today,” “We’re not buying any more clothes,” and “We’re not spending money. We’re just going to look.” These are made for the customer who sees one and immediately thinks, “Yep. That’s me and my best friend.” Perfect for girls’ trips, birthdays, best-friend gifts, bridal party goodies, weekend getaways, or an easy grab-and-go impulse buy near the register. The neutral cream canvas-style bag keeps the collection boutique-friendly while the bold black artwork makes each saying easy to read. The matching goose illustrations tie the entire assortment together beautifully, making these especially fun displayed as a collection. Perfect for: best friends • girlfriends • sisters • girls’ trips • birthdays • travel • makeup lovers • shopping buddies • funny adult gifts • stocking stuffers A funny, giftable collection with just the right amount of inappropriate. 🪿👜💕